Hi! I’m Austin. That’s me, to the right of the elephant.
No, I’m not from Texas and neither are my parents. In fact, I’ve never really been to Texas, except to drive through a teensy part of it on my way to Arizona. I was not conceived in Texas, nor am I a boy; my parents just liked the name. Feel free to hit me with a Texas joke; I have heard them all.
Things that I love: red wine, time off, [way too much] trashy television, all animals but especially elephants, YA fiction, witty banter, Indian food.
Things that can suck it: winter, judgy people, dark beer, being late, high heels.
I live in a suburb of Minneapolis with my husband, Zack, sister, Meredith, and our four pets Arlo, Jan, Ella and Sappho. Zack and I had our first child, a daughter, on September 9, 2012! Her name is Nora is she pretty freaking awesome.
I adore email and would love to hear from you! You can reach me at notliketexasATgmailDOTcom